Ladka ladki dekhne....................

Ladka ladki dekhne gaya
thodi der chup baithne ke baad bola-
English chalegi na

Ladki sharmate hue- Soda saath me ho toh Desi bhi chalegi.. ;)

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DIMAG Ke LIYE
Santre Ka Jus

ANKHO Ke LIYE
Gajar Ka Jus

SEHAT Ke LIYE,
Anar Ka Jus

Aur KHUSH Rehne Ke LIYE SMS Kar Kanjus.
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Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka
rang laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”
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Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge
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Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
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Naughty : Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was
standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says “Chalna hai kya?”
Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.
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1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the road…
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

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Zindagi
Mein
Kabhi
Kabhi
Chhoti-2
Chizen
Bhi
Bahut
Dukh deti hain..............
Yakeen
Na
Aaye
To
..

..

All pin par baith kar dekho

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Puchhta hai jab koi ki,
Duniya me mohabbat hai kaha..?

Muskura deta hu Mai aur yaad aa Jaati hai

MAA

KI

PYARI

SI

Hone
wali
"BAHU"
Ki