Sonu Bike Se Ja Raha Tha, Ladki Ko Dekh K Achanak Gir Gya
Ladki- Oh My God, Lagi To Nahi
Sonu- O Nai Soniyo, Hum To Aise Hi Bike Se Utarte Hai..
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Papa-Result Ka Kya Hua
Beta-Wo Princple Ka Beta Fail Ho Gya
Papa-Gadhe, Tera Result Ka Kya Hua
Beta-Ap Kaun Se SCIENTIST Ho Jo Me Paas Hojat
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Mere Paas World Cup Cricket Final Match Ke 5 VIP Passes Aaye Huye Hai..
Chalna Hai Kya.?
Agar Aisa Koi Msg Aaye To Batana, Mai Bhi Chalunga
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Aao Polio Mukt Desh Ki Taraf Kadam Badhaye
18 Saal Se Upar K Bacho
Jinki Ungliya Mobile Pe SMS Krne K Liye Nai Uthti
Unko Polio Ki Dawa Pilaye
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Aur
Aaj Wo Apni Behen Ko Msg Kr K Bohot Khush Hota Hai
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Baap-Aj Tak Tune Aisa Koi Kaam Nai Kia Jisse Mera Sar Uncha Hua Ho
Beta-Papa Ap Bhul Gye..
..Mene 1 Bar Aap K Sar K Neeche 2 Takiye Lagaye The
Papa-Result Ka Kya Hua
Beta-Wo Princple Ka Beta Fail Ho Gya
Papa-Gadhe, Tera Result Ka Kya Hua
Beta-Ap Kaun Se SCIENTIST Ho Jo Me Paas Ho Jata
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HaSne"Walo Ko Rulaya Nahi Jata,
Lehro"Ko Pani Se Hataya Nahi Jata,
Hone"Wale To Khud Hi Apne Ban Jate Hai,
Kisiko"Kehkar Apna Banaya Nahi Jata..!!
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