Papa Samjhaye- Beta Kabhi............

Papa Samjhaye- Beta Kabhi Na Karna Shaadi, Yeh Hai Jeevan Ki Barbadi

Beta Bola- Papa Mai Bhi Farz Nibhaunga, Aapne Bacho Ko Bhi Yahi Samjhaunga

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Maa-Beta Tuje Delhi Jane Me 1Din Lagte H, Lautne Me 4Din Q

Beta-Ye Sab Car Banane Walo Ki Galti H,Jane K 4Gear Diye Aur Back Krne K Liye Sirf Ek

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The Most Romantic Lines-

Main Kho Gaya Hu Tumhare Pyar Me, Tum Bhi Kho Kao

Translation In English-

'I m Lost In Ur Love, U Also Get Lost'

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Sonu- Dr Saab, Mera Accident Ho Gya Hai.. ..Kya Ap Ko Taake Lagane Aate Hai Dr- Haa Ji, Bataiye Kaha Lagane Hai Sonu- Ye Lo Chappal Pe Laga Do

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Kya Aapko Pata Hai, Aaj Koun Sa Din Hai

Aaj

Titanic Ki 94th Anniversary Hai

So

Sabhi Pyar Karne Walo Se Guzarish Hai Ki

Plz

DUB MARO

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Bcha-Mis Me Apko Kaisa Lgta Hu M-Swt B-To Me Apne Mumy Ko Apke Ghr Kb Beju M-Q B-Taki Wo Hmari Bat Age Chlaye M-Ye Kya Bkwas H B-Tution K Liye

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Jo Humesha Hasta Rehta Hai Us Ko Kya Kehoge.? ? ? 'HASH-MUKH' Aur Jis Ka Hasna Bilkul Band Ho Gaya Ho Us Ko Kya Kahoge.? ? ? 'HUS-BAND'

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Sonu- Abe Dekh Mere Daant..

Kaise

..Heere Ki Tarah Chamak Rahe Hai

Monu- To Mere Kaun Se Kam Hai..

Ek Dum

..Sone Ki Tarah Peele Hai

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Beta- Humari Teacher Ko Bhul Jane Ki Bimari Hai

Maa- Kaise

Beta- Teacher Ne Board Pe Ramayan Likha Aur Humse Puchti Hai Ki Ramayan Kisne Likha

Beti- Me Maa Banne Wali Hu Papa- Besaram, Kya Keh Rahi Hai Beti- Aap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha Jab Tak Me Kuch Ban Nahi Jati, 'ACTIVA' Nahi Dilaunga

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DIL Hai To Pyar Hai

Pyar H To IshQ H

IshQ H To Mohbat H

Mohbat H To Dard H

Dard H To 'ZANDU-BALM' H

Aur

ZANDU-BALM H To MUNNI BADNAM Hai

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Judge-Fasi Se Pehle Kisse Milna Chahoge

Sonu-Biwi Se

J-Ma Bap Se Nai

S-Wo To Agla Janam Hote Mil Jaenge..

..Biwi K Lie 21Yr Intzar Krna Pdega

Sir- 2 Me Se 2 Gye Kitne Rahe

Monu- Kuch Samjha Nahi Masterji

Sir- Beta Tumare Pas 2 Roti Hai, Tumne Khali, Tumare Pas Kya Bacha

Monu- Sabji

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Sonu- Maa Kehti H Bhais Ka Doodh Pine Se Dimag Tez Hota Hai

Monu- Maa Bewkuf Banati H, Agar Aisa Hota To Bhais Ka Baccha SCIENTIST Nahi Ban Jata

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Ek Chor Chori Krne Sonu K Ghar Me Ghusa..

Sonu- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Sonu- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Sonu- Kaun Hai Be
Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi

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Sonu Monu Train K Piche Bhag Rahe The

Sonu Chadh Gaya To Logo Ne Kaha- WELL DONE

Sonu- Kahe Ka WELL DONE
Jana To Usey Tha,
Me To Chorne Aya Tha

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Techr 2 Sonu- Ur Son Is a Fool

Eng-6
Math-7
Sci-4
Sst-8

TOTAL-25

Sonu- Total Me To Kamaal Hi Kar Diya, Is Subject Ki To Tution B Nai Rakhi Thi

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Sonu Ki Biwi Ka Rang Kala Tha

1 Din Orange Colour Ki Saari Pehen K Pucha- Me Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu

Sonu- Jaise Kajal Ki Factory Me Aag Lag Gayi Ho

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Sonu Ko Lottery Me PARIS Ka Tour Nikla

Usne Biwi Ko Phone Kia- Jaan Mere 7 Paris Chalogi

Biwi Khushi Se- Ha, Ha, Bilkul.. Pr Ap Bol Kon Rhe Hai

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Ladka Ladki Me Himat Wala Kaun

Ladki

Kese

Ladka Ladki Ko Chedta H To Ladki Thapad Mrti H
Pr
Ladki Ladke Ko Chede To Ladke Me Himat Nai Mrne Ki

Ladka ladki dekhne....................

Ladka ladki dekhne gaya
thodi der chup baithne ke baad bola-
English chalegi na

Ladki sharmate hue- Soda saath me ho toh Desi bhi chalegi.. ;)

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DIMAG Ke LIYE
Santre Ka Jus

ANKHO Ke LIYE
Gajar Ka Jus

SEHAT Ke LIYE,
Anar Ka Jus

Aur KHUSH Rehne Ke LIYE SMS Kar Kanjus.
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Ek Ladki ne hoto par “India” ke tirange ka
rang laga rakha tha Ek ladka aaya aur hoto
par “kiss” kar gaya aur bola, “I LOVE MY INDIA”
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Santa : Aaj papa ne pitayi kar di
Banta : Kyun?
Santa : Meine to sirf itna pucha “KAMINE” film
dekhne chal rahe ho ya ghar pe hi “BLUE” film dekhoge
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Raat ke 3 baje santa ke number par phone
aaya – Hello yaha Fatima Mehfooz rehti hai kya?
Santa : Kutte itni raat ko Fatima mere paas
hoti to mehfooz rehti kya?
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Naughty : Height of Shame. At bus stop a girl was
standing with her face covered. A man on bike stops
and says “Chalna hai kya?”
Girl replies : Papa mein hoon.
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1 boy on his way 2 home with his mom after school,
saw a couple kissing on the road…
He suddenly shouted and said look mom
they are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

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Zindagi
Mein
Kabhi
Kabhi
Chhoti-2
Chizen
Bhi
Bahut
Dukh deti hain..............
Yakeen
Na
Aaye
To
..

..

All pin par baith kar dekho

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Puchhta hai jab koi ki,
Duniya me mohabbat hai kaha..?

Muskura deta hu Mai aur yaad aa Jaati hai

MAA

KI

PYARI

SI

Hone
wali
"BAHU"
Ki