Banta: uska 1 boyfriend h
Snta:hr goalpost k aage goalkeeper hota h uska matlab ye nahi ki hm gol nhi kr skte
Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Dunga
Uski Doli Jo Uthi
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koi baat nhi Smart hu dusri fasa lunga..
Teacher =Tum kis Khandan Se Ho?
Ladka=Janwaro ke
Papa Mujhe Ullu ka Pattha,
Mummy Mujhe Gadha,
Dadaji Sher ka Beta
or Dadi Bandar Kehti hai
Boy-Chalogi
Girl-Kaha.?
Boy-Jaha Tum Kaho
Girl-Police Station Chalte Hai,
Boy-Lo Batao Ab Apni Behen Se Mazak Bhi Nahi Kar Sakta
1Aadmi Dusre se, Mere Dil ko Bada Jhatka Laga
Jab Mene Mndir Me 1Ladke ko Cigrate Pite Dekha
Mere Hath se to Daru ki Botle Hi Gir Gayi.
Girl:Agar mai mar jau to tum kya karoge?
BoY:Mai bhi mar jaunga
GiRL:Q?
BoY:Kabhi kabhi zyada khushi b jaan le Leti HE
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