Dekho Ab Shrmane......................

Dekho Ab Shrmane Ki Zarurat Nhi

Na Hi Kisi Se Drne Ki

Sb K Samne K iqrar Kro

K tum MujSe

Tum MujSe

Tum Mujse
Zyada sms nahi kar skte

Ladka ladki dekhne gaya
thodi der chup baithne ke baad bola-
English chalegi na

Ladki sharmate hue- Soda saath me ho toh Desi bhi chalegi.. ;)

Snta:dunia mai sab se dukhi aadmi kon hai?
Banta:panipuri wala !
Snta:kaise?
Banta:kyu ki ladki kuwari ho ya married "BHAIYA" hi bulati hai.

1985 k Guests
Ghar Aaty Hi:
Kia Haal He
Papa Thik He
Bacho Ka Kia Hal He?
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Ghr Aaty Hi:
Aur Kya Haal He
Choti Pin Wala Charg

Zindagi
Mein
Kabhi
Kabhi
Chhoti-2
Chizen
Bhi
Bahut
Dukh deti hain..............
Yakeen
Na
Aaye
To
..

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All pin par baith kar dekho

Sonu Ko Beta Hua
Use Jyotish K Paas Le Gaya
Jyotish-Ye Jiska Naam Phle Bolega Wo Mar Jayega
Baccha Bola 'PAPA'
Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gaya..

Techr-Bade Ho Kar Kya Banoge
Chiku-Papa Kehta Hy Jitna Chahe Padh
Wo Nai Ban Sakta Jo Chahta H
Tchr-Kya Banna Chahty Ho?
C-"LADY DOCTOR"

Girl : Nice mobile,
Wer did u buy?
Boy: I won dis in a running race
Girl:How many persons participated?
Boy:MOBILE OWNER, POLICE & ME.

Boy 2 Girl= tumhara naam Kya h?
Girl=Mina
Girl to Boy tumhara?
Boy=kamina
Girl=jhut mat bolo
Boy=Tu 2min pass me baith k dekh le
Tu ye hi bolgi.

Teacher:Montu tere Papa kya krte hai?
Montu:Sir HDFC ke Malik hai!

Teacher:WAH! HDFC Bank?

Montu:Nahi Sir, Henu Dahibade & Faryali Center.